What's the difference between a lawn mower and a soprano sax?
Lawn mowers sound better in small ensembles.
Why do sax players prefer the alto sax to the soprano sax?
The soprano sax doesn't have a place to put your beer?
Why can't a gorilla play sousaphone?
Gorillas are too sensitive.
The conductor repeatedly asked the trumpet section to play with more dynamics.
The first trumpet player responded in frustration, "We're playing as loud as we can!"
