A man and his wife were in a court for their divorce case.
The Problem was who should get custody of the child.
The wife screamed and jumped up and said: "Your Honor. I brought The child into the world with all the pain and labor.
The child Should be in my custody. "
The judge turned to the husband and said: "What do you have to Say in your defense?"
The man sat for a while contemplating...then slowly rose. "Your Honor...
If I put a dollar in a Pepsi Vending Machine and a Pepsi Comes out...
Whose Pepsi is it... The machine's or mine?"
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Question : How do you get a group of lawyers to smile for a picture?
Answer :Just say "Fees!"
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Question : How does an attorney sleep?
Answer : First he lies on one side, and then on the other
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Question : Where can you find a good lawyer?
Answer : In the cemetery.
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Question : What do you have when you bury six lawyers up to their necks in sand?
