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| Food Joke : 1 |
Question : Why do you eat so fast?
Answer : I want to eat as much as possible before losing my appetite. |
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Food Joke : 2 |
Question : What's in an astronaut's favorite sandwich?
Answer : Launch meat. |
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| Food Joke : 3 |
Question : Why don't chickens play sports?
Answer : He wanted to eat rich food. |
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| Food Joke: 4 |
Question : Why don't chickens play sports?
Answer : Because they hit fowl balls. |
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| Food Joke : 5 |
Question : Where does a bat eat his dinner?
Answer : On home plate, and he has a ball. |
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| Food Joke : 6 |
Question : What do you get when you put three ducks in a box?
Answer : A box of Quakers. |
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