Computer Joke : 1
They enter your life,
Scan your pockets,
Transfer your money,
Edit your mind,
Download their problems and
Delete your smile
So please download the software SayNoToGirls.EXE to save your life otherwise the hard disk of your heart may crash.
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Computer Joke : 2
A man once wanted to transfer some files form one pc to another. Following was the steps followed by him.
Right clicked the mouse on the file which he wanted to transfer and selected CUT option
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Computer Joke : 3
Disconnected the mouse from that PC.
Took that mouse carefully and connected it to the other PC where he wanted to copy that file.
Right clicked the mouse and selected the PASTE option.
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Computer Joke : 4
Question : Where does a cool mouse live?
Answer : In mouse pads
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Computer Joke : 5
Question :Where do computers go for dance?
Answer : The disk-o
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Computer Joke : 6
Sardarji : I want to stitch a curtain for my computer
Tailor : Why curtain for your computer
Sardarji : I got Windows installed on my computer.
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Computer Joke : 7
Question : Why the computer did sneezes?
Answer : It had a virus.
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Computer Joke : 8
Question : Why the computers get glasses?
Answer : To improve its website
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Computer Joke : 9
Question :Why was the computer angry?
Answer : Because it had a chip on its shoulder |
