Jokes on Bar

A Man walks into a bar and there’s a horse serving drinks.
The horse asks, “What are you staring at?”

Haven’t you ever seen a horse tending bar before?”
The man replies, “It’s not that. I just never thought the cat would sell the place.”

There’s this drunken man standing out on the street end.

A police passes by and says, “What do you think you’re doing?”

The drunker replies, “I heard the world goes around every hour and I’m waiting on my house. Won’t be long now, there goes my neighbor.”