NO SEX!:
There is Hot-sex, Fast-sex, Group-sex, Safe-sex, Leather-sex, Telephone-sex, and for people with your face ...NO SEX
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Sex is like programming;
one mistake, and YOU WILL HAVE TO SUPPORT IT FOR THE REST OF YOUR LIFE
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God made man and then rested
God made women and then no one rested.
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What did the elephant say to the naked man?
How do you breathe through that thing?
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Aim for the stars.
But first, aim for their bodyguards
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What is the difference between a woman and a magnet?
Magnets have a positive side!
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Marriage is a three ring circus:
an engagement ring, a wedding ring, and suffering.
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I only have SEX on days that begin with T:
Thanksgiving. Tuesday. Thursday. Today. Tomorrow. |
